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28 February 2013 @ 11:25 pm
Kool-Aid, Koalas, Kvetching  
Title: Kool-Aid, Koalas, Kvetching
Series: 1_million_words prompts
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Steve/Danny
Summary: kaige68 posted a list of prompts for 1_million_words at this post. Here are the K prompts.
Words: exactly 500
Warnings/Notes: None. Silliness. Some misuse of language for the greater good.


“Is there anything you need to tell me about being in Australia?” Danny asked as they took off on the second leg of their journey to Australia. They had already spent nearly 12 hours flying from Paris to Shanghai where they had to change planes. It would take another 11 hours to get to Australia. If Wo Fat wasn’t there, Danny was going to hurt someone. Not Steve but someone was going to pay for the hours and hours they had spent chasing Steve’s arch enemy.

“I can’t imagine there is anything you need to know,” Steve said, trying hard to placate him and avoid any further kvetching. Danny had been surprisingly tolerant of their confinement on the planes. The fact that Steve had secured them first class seats helped. With his frequent flyer miles and his charming smile, he had secured them at a substantial discount.

“Do Koalas speak in alliterations? Are there bunny sized elephants? French Canadians to laugh at me?”

“No,” Steve said soothingly. “I’ve never met an alien in Australia. And I’ve never seen tiny elephants there.”

“Good. That’s good,” Danny said, pulling the blanket higher over them both. “I’m going to catch some sleep. I’d suggest you do as well but I know it’d be a waste of breath.”

“I’ll sleep,” Steve promised him. He leaned closer to whisper in Danny’s ear. “Or we could join the mile high club.”

“Steven J. McGarrett. You did not just suggest that we have sex on this plane.”

For all his supposed indignation, Steve could see Danny was intrigued by the idea of it. He waggled his eyebrows, Danny trying hard not to laugh.

“Your seduction technique needs work.”

“Never had any complaints before,” Steve said.

“That’s because they all drank the Steve McGarrett Kool-aid, isn’t it?” Danny said.

“What? I don’t even know what that means,” Steve claimed, turning on his goofy smile and taking Danny’s brain off line.

“No, you probably don’t,” Danny conceded, basking in that smile.

“Is that a yes?” Steve asked, reaching for the fly of Danny’s jeans.

“We’ve been on airplanes for what feels like an entire month. I haven’t showered in three days. And you want to…you know?”

“I would want to…you know… if you had been in the deepest jungle and crawled out plastered in the poop you hid in to evade the sniffer jaguars,” Steve assured him.

“Now that’s love,” Danny said with a laugh.

“But is that a yes?” Steve asked, slowly lowering Danny’s zipper under the blanket.

“Yes. Apparently I’ve drunk the Kool-aid as well,” Danny said. “But you need to talk to me. To provide cover for any sounds I may make that I will deny knowledge of if asked.”

“What should I talk about?” Steve asked as he reached his target.

Danny inhaled sharply, closing his eyes. “Koalas. Why you were in Australia. What we’re going to buy for Grace while we’re there.”

“I can do that,” Steve agreed, talking the entire time he…you know.
 
 
 
Lizet Elaine: Hawaii Five 0::Danny::tongue 1simplyn2deep on March 1st, 2013 04:32 am (UTC)
you know

Oh I know.

I'll drink some of the Danny Williams Kool-aid though...
a geek in such the wrong way: H50-goofy grinshaldoor on March 1st, 2013 05:08 am (UTC)
HAHA! Oh yeah, Danny definitely drank the Kool-Aid. ;-)

Well done, as always! ;-)
kaige68: quackkaige68 on March 1st, 2013 07:24 pm (UTC)
:D

:D

:D

LOVE THESE!!!!
d_odyssey: Steve Danny Wolwiegirl13d_odyssey on March 3rd, 2013 12:54 am (UTC)
Steve McGarrett Kool Aid - my favorite flavor! Of course Danny was going to drink it. "You know" lol :D