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06 March 2013 @ 12:23 pm
Fic (with graphics): Xenophobes – Xerox – X rated texts  
Title: Xenophobes – Xerox – X rated texts
Series: 1_million_words prompts
Rating: R-ish
Characters: Steve/Danny, guest appearance by Kono
Summary: Here are the X prompts.
Words: approximatley 500
Warnings/Notes: None. Silliness. Some misuse of language for the greater good.  (If you only want the words and not the graphics, you'll find them below the pictures.)
iPhone screen shots created at this website: http://www.iphonetextgenerator.com





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If you would rather read the exchange as words, here you go:

(To SuperSEAL)
I had no idea how much I missed being at work!

Yeah. Me too.

I’m sorry we didn’t find Wo Fat.

The hunt isnt’ over.

Yeah there’s a big surprise!

Nice of Chin and Kono to bring me baklava!!!

(To SuperSEAL)
I’m surprised you’re still eating baklava.

You kidding? It’s sex on a plate!!

That doesn’t make sense.

It does inside my head.

Inside your head is a scary place!

I <3 you too.

(To SuperSEAL)
You want to get busy tonight?

You’re on. Your place or mine?

Are you high? We live in the same place!

Right right. I was thinking of a different Danno.

(To myDanno)
You are amazing.

Thanks, Babe. You’re not so bad yoruself.

You up for round 2 tonight?

Not yet but I willl be by the time we get home.

What would you like?

To see if you can really hold your breath for 5 minutes.

(To SuperSEAL)
You CAN hold your breath for 6 minutes.

I told you I can. But you wouldn’t believe me.

Proving it was so much more fun.

For you maybe. My jaws still hurt.

Sucks to be you. Hahahahaaaa….

(To MyDanno)
Did you xerox your butt again?

No way. That wasn’t me!!!

Duke said some officers saw you downstairs.

Did he show it to you? Did you confirm it was me?

That would constitute TMI.

(To SuperSEAL)
I wasn’t me!!!

He showed it to me. It isn’t you.

Oh God. You need eye bleach?

Yeah. Or you naked. Either one.

I’m eye bleach now? Nice.

You’re way betther than eye bleach!

(To MyDanno)
Duke said he’s sorry.

I told you they are xenophobes down there.

They are not. Jersey-phobes maybe.

Not funny, Steven.

Maybe a little funny.

No. Not even a little.

(To SuperSEAL)
Stop trying to stare me down. It won't work.

I'm not. I'm trying to apologize. Telepathetically.

Not working.

I'll make it up to you tonight.

Damn staright you will.

If I was straight, it’d be a moot point! LOL

(To MyDanno)
I said I’m sorry. Please stop ignoring me.
Danno. I’ll buy your pizza for lunch.
What can I do to make it up to you?

Blow me.

I’m on my way to your office.
NOW do you forgive me?

(to BossMan)
what’d you do to Danny?

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

When Chin and I went to lunch, he was fine. Now he’s broken. What’d you do?

I didn’t break him. I did blow him.

Whoa! TMI!!!

:-O

(To SuperSEAL)
You TOLD Kono???

She was worried.

Then sleep at her house tonight.

It’s my house.

That’s funny. I thought it was OUR house.

It is. Uhm…I’m sorry. She was worried.

(To MyDanno)
I’m really sorry.
Really really sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?
Can I blow you again?

That’s what stated this. All those explosions have given you short term memrory losss, haven’t they?

What explosions? ;-)

(To SuperSEAL)
I swear I don’t know why I put up with you!

Great sex to start.

That’s about all I get out of this relationship.

Isn’t that enough? Really?

Okay. You have a good point.
 
 
 
ThatWasJustaDreamthtwzjustadream on March 6th, 2013 06:36 pm (UTC)
This was killer with awesome on top. :) I find I love the text message stories-- liked Kaige's a few weeks ago and this, too. Very fun and thanks for taking the time.
gyrigyri on March 7th, 2013 12:41 am (UTC)
This was great. Just the distraction I needed. So funny. You have a great gift with dialog like this.
kaige68kaige68 on March 7th, 2013 03:23 pm (UTC)
YAY for x-rated texting!!!!

There are only two more letters left! DAMMIT!! I may cry, what will I do? I'll probably have to get by with you writing your normally stunning work