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02 February 2013 @ 12:31 pm
Aliens, Alliteration, Aquaman for 1_million_words  
Title: Aliens, Alliteration, Aquaman
Series: 1_million_words prompts
Rating: R-ish
Characters: Steve/Danny, Chin, Kono
Summary: kaige68 posted a list of prompts for 1_million_words right here. So I used the A prompts to write this silliness.
Words: exactly 500
Warnings/Notes: None. Silliness. Some misuse of language for the greater good.

“I know aliens did not just land on Oahu,” Danny said to Chin. “Is this some haole hazing ritual that was dreamed up to make me feel less like I belong here?”

Brah,” Chin said.

“I don’t know what that means. Does it mean yes they are here? No they are not here? You have no idea how these islands work because this isn’t New Jersey?

Brah,” Kono added as she emerged from her office, all long lines of tanned skin.

“Please. Please in the name of all that is holy, explain to me what is going on,” Danny demanded, his hands conducting a silent symphony of mainlander outrage.

“Calm down,” Steve said, entering the main office. “It happens all the time.”

It happens all the time,” Danny repeated, staring at Steve as though he was one of the purported aliens. Which he knew he wasn’t, as they spent all of their free time together, much of it naked. If Steve were an alien, Danny was confident he’d have figured it out.

“Hickman is the real Area 51,” Chin finally told Danny. “We keep it quiet. The aliens are curious and would never hurt any of us.”

“They might hurt Danny,” Kono said with a laugh. “They think our Human language is ridiculous. You’d make their ears bleed.”

“Nice,” Danny said, looking over at Steve. “Did you think to tell me? About aliens visiting Oahu?”

“You wouldn’t have believed me. Do you want to go meet them?” Steve asked. He was smiling down at Danny, clearly delighted at the prospect of introducing Danny to the aliens and visa versa. “We’re all going.”

“If you’re going, I will,” Danny said with a sigh. “What do I need to do? Are there vaccines required?”

“Vaccines,” Chin repeated, making Danny frown at him.

“They speak in alliterations. Can you do that?” Kono asked as they left the offices to go to their cars.

“Alliterations? They speak in alliterations?” Danny repeated. Could this day get any weirder?

“Alliteration’s artful and awesome,” Kono confirmed.

“Beneficial beyond belief between brotherhoods,” Chin chortled.

“Confounding conventional conversation constructs can confuse cantankerous cops,” Steve said, deepening Danny’s dissatisfaction.

“Attention, Aquaman. All activities among adults adjust accordingly. Boisterously bashing boyfriends banishes bed based busy-ness. Calm consideration creates caring connections causing culminating contentment. Don’t doubt Danno’s determined demonstration demanded during détente.”

“Excellent exhibition,” Steve said. “Fornication forecasted for Friday. Glad Governor granted get-away.”

“Hey,” Kono countered. “Hearing how horny haoles happily habitat harms humble heroines. Innocent islander isn’t interested in intercourse involving intimate interactions. Just journey jauntily, jumping junk judiciously.”

“Kono Kalakaua,” Chin chimed in. “Let lovers lead lives less lonely. Must maintain maturity meantime.”

“Okay. Okay,” Danny said, raising his hands supplication. “My head already hurts. We’ll resume when we have no choice.”

“Copy that,” Steve agreed, climbing into the driver’s side of the Camaro and grinning over at Danny.

“What? What’s with the goofy smile?” Danny demanded.

“Reward for good behavior forthcoming,” Steve promised, making Danny smile in return.

to B continued...
Azziria: h5-0azziria on February 2nd, 2013 05:51 pm (UTC)

"Fornication forecasted for Friday." Yes please :)
Are 6 dogs too many?: steve 007 smiletkeylasunset on February 2nd, 2013 09:24 pm (UTC)

Friday fornication forever!

Thank you so much!!!
stellarmeadow: stevedannylaughstellarmeadow on February 2nd, 2013 06:00 pm (UTC)
Brilliantly done! :)
Are 6 dogs too many?: danno happytkeylasunset on February 2nd, 2013 09:24 pm (UTC)
Thank you kindly!!!

--♫ Anna--: Loverocsfan on February 2nd, 2013 06:01 pm (UTC)
Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant!!!
Are 6 dogs too many?: laughtkeylasunset on February 2nd, 2013 09:25 pm (UTC)
Oh BB!! Thank you thank you thank you !!!

<3 <3 <3
gyrigyri on February 2nd, 2013 06:18 pm (UTC)
So smiling so satisfied! :-D
Are 6 dogs too many?: glad to see your backtkeylasunset on February 2nd, 2013 09:28 pm (UTC)
Gratefully gathering greetings. Appreciating applause appended affirmatively.

The Stowaway: Hee!the_stowaway on February 2nd, 2013 06:28 pm (UTC)
ahaha! Brilliant!
Are 6 dogs too many?: eyelash porntkeylasunset on February 2nd, 2013 09:29 pm (UTC)
Thank you!!!!

goneaheadgoneahead on February 2nd, 2013 07:27 pm (UTC)
"Fornication forecasted for Friday" that needs to be a bumper sticker. On the Camaro. :)
Are 6 dogs too many?: watch outtkeylasunset on February 2nd, 2013 09:30 pm (UTC)
I am totally behind this suggestion! But not behind the Camaro. Steve might back over me.

The Huntress: H50Casualhuntress69 on February 2nd, 2013 07:56 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHA!! Two thumbs up. I so love Danny just rolling off words in A-D; that is so him.
Are 6 dogs too many?: TEAMtkeylasunset on February 2nd, 2013 09:31 pm (UTC)
It is him, isn't it? How dare they doubt his ability!!!???

Thank you!

kaige68: SD grinkaige68 on February 2nd, 2013 09:58 pm (UTC)
I cannot stop laughing!!!!

Are 6 dogs too many?: steve 007 smiletkeylasunset on February 2nd, 2013 10:00 pm (UTC)
Thank you thank you thank you!!! ALL your fault! ALL of it!!!


bluedelft: 5-0-Upfrontsbluedelft on February 2nd, 2013 11:46 pm (UTC)
Are 6 dogs too many?: Blue OMGtkeylasunset on February 3rd, 2013 04:31 am (UTC)
Thank you BB!!! And look - your comment showed up and everything!
bluedelftbluedelft on February 3rd, 2013 04:46 am (UTC)
It showed up in the first try. I didn't have to beg with lj this time.

Shhhh, don't let lj know ;-)
Kathy: H50 Fearsome Foursomekitmerlot1213 on February 3rd, 2013 12:20 am (UTC)
Holy CRAP but this is adorable! Is it rude to ask for more? :):)
Are 6 dogs too many?: grace and dannotkeylasunset on February 3rd, 2013 04:32 am (UTC)
Not rude at all! Flattering!

Thank you, BB!! I hope to add to it very soon!
rungirl60rungirl60 on February 3rd, 2013 07:40 pm (UTC)
Ditto! More please!
d_odyssey: Steve Danny Wolwiegirl13d_odyssey on February 3rd, 2013 01:35 am (UTC)
Funny, fabulous, future fornication fic! Fantastic!!!
Are 6 dogs too many?: Konotkeylasunset on February 3rd, 2013 04:34 am (UTC)
Gratitude gaining ground! Comments contribute continuity!

In other words - thank you so much!!
sans_souci2sans_souci2 on February 3rd, 2013 06:13 am (UTC)
beyond brilliant!!!!
Are 6 dogs too many?: the only steptkeylasunset on February 3rd, 2013 04:56 pm (UTC)
I wanted to write an alliteration in response but I seem to have run out! You aren't one of the Oahu aliens are you? I hope I don't make your ears bleed by just saying Thank you!!!
a geek in such the wrong way: H50-goofy grinshaldoor on February 9th, 2013 07:17 am (UTC)
I can't see that I've commented, though I definitely got a gainful giggle. Here's hoping habit is happily happening! (okay, not nearly as good as yours, but I did try!) ;-)