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03 February 2013 @ 10:52 pm
Prompts Prompting Plotlessness: Bacon, Binary Code, Bunnies  
Title: Bacon, Binary Code, Bunnies
Series: 1_million_words prompts
Rating: G
Character(s): Steve/Danny, Grace, Mr. Hoppy
Summary: kaige68 posted a list of prompts for 1_million_words. Here are the B prompts.
Words: exactly 500
Warnings/Notes: None. Silliness. Some misuse of language for the greater good.

“Well,” Danny said as Steve drove away from Hickman. “That was…interesting.”

“Yeah. I guess I should have warned you that they look like Mr. Hoppy,” Steve admitted.

“And they mostly eat bacon,” Danny said in a considering tone. “Bacon.”

“And broccoli. I’ve seen them eat bananas, barnacles, butter, beans, butter beans, and baklava. And one time a balloon. But that was a mistake.”

“And barnacles isn’t a mistake?” Danny asked.

“Alien bunnies are very handy for cleaning the ships. One of the reasons Hickman likes having them come. They travel over to Pearl and eat the barnacles off.”

“Of course they do,” Danny said. “Is there a chance Mr. Hoppy is actually an alien?” Danny waited but got no response. He looked over at Steve who was staring out the windshield with way too much concentration. “Please tell me Step-Stan did not give my daughter a bunny that is actually an alien.”

“Have you ever spoken to him in alliterations?” Steve asked, pretending to be casual about it.

“Why would I? I’m as likely to talk to him in alliterations as I am in binary code. ‘0110011110011’ – what sense does that make?”

“Actually, you just told me you want to have my babies,” Steve informed him with a smile.

“Well – I would if I could. But that’s not the point. Drive us to Step-Stan’s.”

“You sure you want to know?” Steve asked him, making the next left to take them to the pretentious neighborhood of pretentiousness.

“I need to know if my baby is cuddling up with an alien instead of a bunny,” Danny sighed.

“He would never hurt her,” Steve assured him.

“Hey Monkey… I’m very good. Uncle Steve and I are coming over. We want to visit with you and Mr. Hoppy…okay. See you shortly.”

“What’d she say?”

“Nothing much. You know,” Danny said.

“Yeah,” Steve agreed, pulling into the driveway as Danny got out to catch Grace when she hurled herself at him.

“Why do you want to see Mr. Hoppy?” Grace asked.

“Uhmm…” Danny said, looking over at Steve for an explanation.

“We’ve heard there is a bunny fever going around,” Steve lied smoothly. “We want to make sure he doesn’t have it.”

“Oookkayy,” Grace said, skepticism painted on her face. They all rounded the house to stop by Mr. Hoppy’s cage. “Danno detoured. Steve said some suffer sickness.”

Steve and Danny exchanged a glance as Mr. Hoppy looked up at them with all-knowing eyes.

“Uncle used untruth, understandably. Danno doesn’t desire dangerous domesticated denizens damaging darling daughter,” Mr. Hoppy said.

“Aliens aren’t about altercations,” Grace informed them.

“Fathers fear forever. He hasn’t had hands-on harmony happening hourly,” Mr. Hoppy explained.

“Monkey might move Mister? My modest milieu may minimize melancholy,” Steve suggested.

“Bonus bacon being benefit?” Mr. Hoppy asked hopefully.

“Absolutely,” Steve agreed. “Rachel reconcile relocation?”

“Rachel regrets residence regarding rabbits,” Mr. Hoppy told them sadly.

“Done,” Danny decided. “Hoppy, home has happiness heartily.”

“Appreciation abounds,” Mr. Hoppy agreed.

C you soon with more!!!
 
 
 
kaige68: SD Steve facekaige68 on February 4th, 2013 03:59 am (UTC)
I LOVE YOU!!!
kaige68: SC phonekaige68 on February 4th, 2013 04:00 am (UTC)
And this! I love you both!
Are 6 dogs too many?: my danno heartstkeylasunset on February 4th, 2013 01:09 pm (UTC)
<3
Are 6 dogs too many?tkeylasunset on February 4th, 2013 01:08 pm (UTC)
Ditto!!!
Lizet Elaine: Hawaii Five 0::Danny & Steve::hugsimplyn2deep on February 4th, 2013 04:07 am (UTC)
you amaze me everyday!!
Are 6 dogs too many?tkeylasunset on February 4th, 2013 01:09 pm (UTC)
Thank you BB!!!
The Huntress: GraceNunhuntress69 on February 4th, 2013 04:28 am (UTC)
Of course Mister Hoppy is an alien. Since when is any part of Danny's life normal? Nicely done again.
Are 6 dogs too many?: grace and dannotkeylasunset on February 4th, 2013 01:10 pm (UTC)
Normal?? Danny's life is not and never will be normal! ;-)

(Love that Gracie icon!!)
galadriel34: kiss megaladriel34 on February 4th, 2013 06:34 am (UTC)
:) I love it :) Your muse is awesome :)
Are 6 dogs too many?: coffeetkeylasunset on February 4th, 2013 01:12 pm (UTC)
My muse.... would thank you with an alliteration but I think it's still asleep! So I'll say thank you!!!
Kathy: Grace/smilingkitmerlot1213 on February 4th, 2013 01:46 pm (UTC)
This was awesome!

And of course Grace would know Mr. Hoppy's true identity :) And Mr. Hoppy seems rather cool--I know that I wouldn't mind some bonus bacon :)

Fabulous work on this :)
rungirl60rungirl60 on February 4th, 2013 02:37 pm (UTC)
Awesome follow up! Love how cool Grace and Hoppy are!!
ThunderingLunie: Sherlock - Bluebelllunachickk on February 5th, 2013 02:58 am (UTC)
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a geek in such the wrong way: H50-goofy grinshaldoor on February 9th, 2013 07:40 am (UTC)
HHAHAHA! These are just brilliant. I may love this one more than the first. ;-)