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06 August 2013 @ 11:12 am
Torrid Tuesday #7: Uniforms/Costumes/You're wearing that? (Hawaii Five-0)  
Title: Torrid Tuesday #7: Uniforms/Costumes/You're wearing that? (I picked Uniforms!)
Fandom: H50
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Steve/Danny
Words: ~300

Danny opened the door to his apartment and his brain stuttered to a stop. His mouth opened but the only things that came out were gasps of air.

“What?” Steve asked, glancing down at his chest. “Did I get something on me?”

Danny reached out and grabbed his wrist, pulling him forcefully inside. “Oh. My. God,” he finally said, staring at Steve in all his precise, military, Navy wonder. “Oh. My. God.”

“You said that already,” Steve reminded him with a smile. He stood patiently with his flat white hat tucked under his right elbow. Danny circled him, twice, openly staring. “You done?” he asked when Danny was again standing before him.

“You honest to God don’t have a clue, do you?” Danny said, still staring wide-eyed up at him.

“It’s a uniform, Danno. A uniform. Nothing more. Nothing less.”

“No,” Danny corrected, shaking his head. “It’s porn. Porn with medals. Uniform medal porn. And once this stupid dinner is done, we’re going back to your place and I’m demonstrating precisely what all of your shiny medal porn does to me.”

“Oh yeah?” Steve said, reaching down to rub the heel of his hand against the erection straining the fabric of Danny’s dress pants. “You like my uniform medal porn, huh?”

“Stop,” Danny protested weakly, leaning more heavily into the large, warm hand caressing him. “We’re going to be late.”

“All right,” Steve said, backing off with a self-satisfied smirk. “Get your jacket and we’ll go.”

“Right,” Danny said, looking around in search for it. “My jacket.”

“Here, babe,” Steve said, picking it up off the chair and holding it open so Danny could pull it on. “Now we’re ready.”

“I hope this dinner has plenty of cold water. I’m going to need it, sitting next to you all night.”

“You say the sweetest things,” Steve said, kissing him lightly on the mouth before going out with him to the Camaro.
 
 
 
kaige68kaige68 on August 6th, 2013 03:16 pm (UTC)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

This is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!
Are 6 dogs too many?: torrid tuesdaytkeylasunset on August 6th, 2013 10:01 pm (UTC)
Thank you BB!!!

<3<3<3
Diego: increible tentaciondiek09 on August 6th, 2013 03:25 pm (UTC)
ROTFL!

“It’s porn. Porn with medals. Uniform medal porn. And once this stupid dinner is done, we’re going back to your place and I’m demonstrating precisely what all of your shiny medal porn does to me.”

Yay for uniform medal porn! Delicious!
Are 6 dogs too many?: torrid tuesdaytkeylasunset on August 6th, 2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
Medal porn for the win - every time!!!

Thank you!
Lizet Elaine: Hawaii Five 0::Steve::Navy Uniformsimplyn2deep on August 6th, 2013 03:29 pm (UTC)
Danny was pretty much right with that. Uniform medal porn. Damn!

Edited at 2013-08-06 03:29 pm (UTC)
Are 6 dogs too many?: torrid tuesdaytkeylasunset on August 6th, 2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
OMG. Every time Steve has on his uniform....I can't even!

Thank you BB!
kahuna_burger: kittykahuna_burger on August 6th, 2013 03:36 pm (UTC)
Hee hee. Very cute. And now I know what I'm writing for this week.
Are 6 dogs too many?: torrid tuesdaytkeylasunset on August 6th, 2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
Thank you thank you thank you!!!

:-)
Ran: H5O - Dannydark_oracle_ran on August 6th, 2013 05:13 pm (UTC)
Brilliant! :) Uniform medal porn! *rofl* So great.
And I totally understand Danny. There is nothing better then a man in uniform and Steve wears it so well. *sighs*
Are 6 dogs too many?: torrid tuesdaytkeylasunset on August 6th, 2013 10:03 pm (UTC)
Medal porn works any time!! A man in uniform....uhn!!!

Thanks BB!
Chrissharpiesgal on August 6th, 2013 05:56 pm (UTC)
*happy sigh*

Dress whites are nice, but I'll take Steve in dress blues any day.
Are 6 dogs too many?: torrid tuesdaytkeylasunset on August 6th, 2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
Yes, dress whites have their place. But his dress blues? OMG!!!

Thanks!
a geek in such the wrong way: H50-limerickhaldoor on August 6th, 2013 06:54 pm (UTC)
OH YES! Very hot. I'll take him in any uniform. and out of it.
Are 6 dogs too many?: torrid tuesdaytkeylasunset on August 6th, 2013 10:04 pm (UTC)
Same here. In it. Out of it. Next to it. It's all good!!!

Thanks so much BB!!!
--♫ Anna--: Uniformrocsfan on August 7th, 2013 01:12 am (UTC)
Exactly the reaction I would have had! Oh. My. God.

Nicely done!