Log in

No account? Create an account
09 January 2012 @ 12:48 pm
Snowflake Challenge Day 9  

Day 9

In your own space, create a fanwork. A drabble, a ficlet, or an icon, art or meta or a rec list. A picspam. Something. Leave a comment in this post saying you did it. Include a link to your post if you feel comfortable doing so.

I wrote a series called "26" for Star Trek. It was so much fun I've been wanting to do it for Hawaii 5-0. Day 9 of the Snowflake Challenge was the perfect excuse to write my first "26 - H50 edition." Hope you like it!

Title: 26 Things Danny Found in the Pockets of Steve’s Cargo Pants
Series (if there ends up being more than just this one): 26 - H50 edition
Rating: PG
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Steve and Danny
Summary:  Random thoughts on Steve and Danny. If this series continues, the rest of the team will be included. Implied Danny/Steve but nothing overt. 
Warnings: Randomness. Silliness.
Word Count: ~550

26 Things Danny Found in the Pockets of Steve’s Cargo Pants

Alcohol pads: “Isn’t this taking always be prepared a little far?”
“Better safe than sorry.”
Band-Aids: “Tell me you did not take Grace’s princess band aids.”
“They were the only ones I could find in the house.”
Clips for his gun: “Are you planning to invade a small country?”
“That’s classified.”
“I hate you so much.”
“No you don’t.”
Dog tags: “Old habits die hard.”
“I know Babe. I know.”
Excedrin: “I carry it for you.”
“Right. Because you ninja your headaches into submission.”
Forceps: “No. Just no.”
“You’ll be glad I have them next time you are shot.”
“You are not using them on me.”
Gum: “At least that’s normal.”
“I’m normal.”
“You keep believing that.”
Handcuffs: “Do you really need four sets?”
“You never know.”
iPhone: “Why am I not your #1 speed dial?”
“Because Grace is.”
“Then I forgive you.”
“I knew you would.”
Jumper cables: “How did you find a set small enough to carry in your pocket?...That smile is not an answer, Steven.”
Keys: “Why shouldn’t I have my own set for the Camaro?”
My Camaro you mean?”
“Sure. It’s the only one we have.”
Laser sighting: “It makes a good telescope on stakeouts.”
“Except you look like a pirate when you use it.”
Miranda rights: “So you do know they exist.”
“Just because I don’t use them doesn’t mean I don’t understand the purpose behind them.”
“Right. It’s the not using part that’s the problem.”
Nunchucks: “Are these even legal?”
“You have no idea.”
Opera glasses: “I’m not even going to ask.”
“It’s for the best.”
Paycheck stub: “You don’t make more than I do?”
“You have more experience, Danno.”
“But you’re in charge.”
“In name only.”
“There is that.”
Quarters: “Why do you have $21.75 in quarters? How can you carry all those around?”
“I was going to take Grace to the arcade. You know, before the warehouse blew up.”
“Before you blew up the warehouse you mean.”
Rope: “There’s enough here to scale a small skyscraper.”
“And your point?”
Subpoena: “Were you planning to tell me you were being called to testify in front of Congress? You know, before you left?”
“I was hoping you’d come to DC with me. Rachel already said we could take Gracie. Since it would be educational.”
“Oh. Well. Okay.”
Tape: “Even you don’t need 3 rolls of duct tape.”
“I don’t want to run out.”
Umbrellas: “From Joe’s drinks?”
“Yep. He didn’t want to be seen with them.”
“Why doesn’t he just ask that they leave them off?”
Vicodan: “This for me too?”
“Do you need some?”
“Do you? Are you hiding something from me? Steven, come back here this instant.”
Whip: “For the last time, you are not Indiana Jones.”
“I could be.”
“That’s never been in doubt.”
X-rays: “Well, carrying around my old x-rays on a flash drive speeds things up at the emergency room.”
“As much as I want, I can’t argue with that.”
Yellow police tape: “You know HPD usually takes care of putting this up at a crime scene.”
“Oh, this isn’t for a crime scene, Danno.”
“You have a very dirty mind.”
“And aren’t you glad?”
Zip ties: “Because 4 pair of handcuffs aren’t  enough?”
“You never know.”

Current Mood: sleepy
raggedy_edge: H5-0 Stop touching medarling_lisa on January 9th, 2012 08:42 pm (UTC)
Hee! Here from the Snowflake Challenge and I just got the biggest giggle out of this! I love Gum, Vicodin and X-Rays in particular. Oh boys
Are 6 dogs too many?: danny npdtkeylasunset on January 9th, 2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much!! That Vicodin one could be a problem, huh? :-)

Thanks for stopping by and letting know you enjoyed it!!
siluria: H50_Steve_Hang Loosesiluria on January 9th, 2012 09:11 pm (UTC)
I can hear these conversations perfectly :) I want the stories behind some of them.
Are 6 dogs too many?: mcdannotkeylasunset on January 9th, 2012 09:18 pm (UTC)
What an excellent compliment!!! Thank you so much! The stories behind some of the items would make interesting reading. I'm not sure Danny could handle the truth though!

Thank you again. (Love your icon BTW!)
siluria: H50_Steve_Hang Loosesiluria on January 11th, 2012 07:31 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I wish I made it, alas I didn't :)
nandolove28nandolove28 on January 9th, 2012 09:33 pm (UTC)
Oh my! This is hilarious! I was cracking up. So COMPLETELY 'them' too!
Are 6 dogs too many?: happy stevetkeylasunset on January 12th, 2012 03:58 pm (UTC)
Thank you!! I'm glad you found it to be "them." I do try to keep it as much 'them' as possible!
(Deleted comment)
Are 6 dogs too many?: happy stevetkeylasunset on January 12th, 2012 03:58 pm (UTC)
Your Steve got quite a bit in his pockets!! No way jumper cables could be that small, right? IDEK.

It was fun to write. I'm glad you enjoyed it!