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12 January 2012 @ 11:26 am
26 Places Steve and Danny Have Had Sex  
Title: 26 Places Steve and Danny Have Had Sex
Series: 26 - H50 edition
Rating: R
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Steve/Danny - heavily implied slashiness
Summary:  Random thoughts on Steve and Danny. What it says on the lid - 26 places they did the deed.
Warnings: Randomness. Silliness.
Word Count: ~770

Airport: “We could have waited until we got back to our house.”
“I’ve been sitting next to you without being able to touch you for 13 hours. That’s way too long.”
“I know how you feel, Babe.”
Beach: “It’s not nearly as romantic as it looks in the movies.”
“I could have told you that, Danno. But you insisted we try it.”
“Funny. That’s not the way I remember it.”
Chin’s Office: “He finds out, he will kill us.”
“Totally worth it, Danno.”
Danny’s Office: “You know they know what you just did….a shrug and a smile is not an answer, Steven.”
Every room in the house (almost):  “No. Absolutely not. We are not having sex in Grace’s bedroom.”
“It’s the only room we haven’t christened.”
“NO. Get away from me, you animal. I mean it.”
“You spoil all my fun.”
“This is our daughter’s room, Steven. Even if she’s not scarred for life, I would be.”
Front seat of the Camaro: “That gearshift will need to be replaced.”
“I think I can read the gear symbols on your butt.”
“I don’t need to know that, Babe.”
Garage: “I can’t believe you pulled your gun on me.”
“It’s our anniversary, Danno.”
“Okay. Drop your pants and I’ll forgive you.”
Hallway of H5-0 Headquarters: “You said they had left.”
“They did. How could I know they’d be back?”
“I am going to kill you.”
“At least wait until they leave again.”
Interrogation Room: “Only you would find these eerie blue lights sexy.”
“It’s not the lights, Danno. It’s you.”
“Oh. Okay. But next time I get to be ‘prisoner.’”
Kono’s Office: “Are you sure this is where she parks her bike?”
“You better hope so because if she figures out what we did, she will kill us both.”
“I’m all too aware, Danno.”
Laundromat: “I swear you broke our washer on purpose so you could lure me in here in the middle of the night.”
“Shhh…you’re breaking the mood.”
“We’re in a laundromat. We left the mood outside the doors.”
Max’s Office: “OMFG. We have hit a new low.”
“The corpses aren’t going to tell anyone.”
“Thank God. I have a feeling Max could kill us so no one would ever suspect him.”
Naval Museum: “If I’d known you would react like this, I’d have brought you here a lot sooner.”
“Seriously, Steven. You know how I feel about you in your uniform. You had to know what it’d do to me to be here.”
“I hoped.”
Ocean: “I guess Danno can swim.”
“Shut up and concentrate.”
“You got it.”
Pier: “We’ll never get all the splinters out of my butt.”
“Totally worth it though.”
“You’re not the one laying face down on our bed so you can do field surgery.”
“They are just splinters, Danno. Not shrapnel.”
“Only you would think that should make me feel better.”
Quick-Mart: “We’ve have officially reached a new new low.”
“I don’t know. The airport bathroom might have been worse.”
“There is that.”
Rest area off the Jersey Turnpike: “You know, regular people would have just rented a hotel room while visiting their parents.”
“You said we had to stay at their house.”
“I’m starting to reconsider that decision.”
Steve’s Office: “Dear God. I thought he’d never leave.”
“Good thing you are fun-sized so you fit under my desk.”
“We are never having sex again.”
“You say that now.”
Truck bed: “You’re right. This is a great place to watch the fireworks.”
“And make some of our own.”
“Roger that, Super SEAL.”
Under the Boardwalk: “Could we be any more cliché?”
“It was your idea.”
“Hawaii doesn’t have boardwalks. We had to do it here.”
“I’m not complaining.”
Verandah: “You’re right. Australia is beautiful.”
“Of course I’m right.”
“How did you know?...Oh. It’s classified.”
“Sure. Let’s go with that.”
Washington Monument: “I can’t believe your Navy credentials were enough to get us to the top.”
“Why do you think it’s closed to civilians?”
“You use it to spy on people?”
“Classified. Yeah, I could have guessed.”
X-ray lab: “How do they think they can just leave you down here for this long when you have a broken arm?”
“At least we found a way to distract me.”
Yellowstone Park: “Wyoming is beautiful this time of year.”
“How would you know? We’ve barely seen the outside of this tent.”
Zamboni: “Why am I even surprised this isn’t the first time you’ve driven one?”
“I am a man of many talents.”
“As you have proved over and over again. Lucky me.”
“Me too, Danno. Me too.”

Current Mood: busy
raeholland50 on January 12th, 2012 05:06 pm (UTC)
26 Way Cool
nanichick_5nanichick_5 on January 12th, 2012 05:08 pm (UTC)
And of course I've gotta askldfjadslkghdsklgjhasld;ghadslfjasd;lfhdgkhadslghoadsfhdofadkhgk;adshgkdsjfsdjgldsg.

sexycazzy: Steve/Danny hugsexycazzy on January 12th, 2012 05:46 pm (UTC)
omg! with just so few words, I laughed so hard!

aussiejoaussiejo on January 12th, 2012 11:02 pm (UTC)
This is fabulous!:) I agree with Danny, doing it Grace's room is just Ewww,Steve. Live with it!
Doing it in the garage on the anniversary of their first meeting is SO erotic and has put pictures in my mind........The others deserve mentions as well, although I wonder whether Steve would have really done the deal in any of the Naval senarios, with Respect, Honour, Code and all that military stuff, taken into account.
americandirrtyamericandirrty on January 13th, 2012 05:07 am (UTC)
This is awesome!!
siluria: H50_Alex_b&w cafesiluria on January 13th, 2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
Awesome as ever!! :) Can't wait to see what you do next!