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11 February 2012 @ 08:43 pm
26 Reason Danny Reluctantly Admitted that Hawaii Wasn’t As Horrible As He Liked to Pretend  

Title: 26 Reason Danny Reluctantly Admitted that Hawaii Wasn’t As Horrible As He Liked to Pretend 
Series: 26 - H50 edition
Rating: R
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Steve/Danny - heavily implied slashiness
Summary:  Random thoughts on Steve and Danny. 
Warnings: Randomness. Silliness.
Word Count: ~1000

Aloha: “Tell me again, Steven, why one word should mean hello and good-bye?”
“It means ‘I love you’ too Danno.”
“Aloha, Steve.”
Beaches: “I knew you’d come around.”
“I’m only here because Grace likes it so much.”
“Okay, Danno, you keep telling yourself that.”
“You might have a little something to do with it. But I’ll never admit it and inflate your oversized ego even more.”
“You say the sweetest things.”
Camaro: “Of course it’s the coolest car. Even if I don’t get to drive it.”
“What did you drive in Jersey?”
“A Crown Vic like every other police force.”
“Oh. No wonder you picked the Camaro.”
“Yeah. If only I got to actually drive it once in a while.”
“That’s not going to work.”
“I noticed.”
Danno: “I never thought I’d let anyone else call me that.”
“You never counted on meeting me.”
“I could have never imagined someone like you existed.”
“Thank you…wait…did you just insult me, Danno?”
Edwards, Rachel: “I can assure you that I never thought we’d actually be friends.”
“Better than at each other’s throats all the time.”
“You are so right about that, my friend.”
Five-0: “I could do with fewer explosions. And near-death experiences. And more following of standard procedure.”
“Admit it. You’re glad I made you part of the team.”
“Yeah, Steve, you’re right. I am glad. Just try to keep us alive, okay?”
“You got it, Danno.”
Grace Williams: “Are you sure you want to spend all weekend with me and Grace? We’re going back-to-school shopping.”
“Miss the chance to pick out new notebooks and pencils? I can’t think of anything I’d rather do.”
“You are completely in love with her too, aren’t you?”
“Yeah. Grace and her father.”
“Ditto, Babe.”
Hula: “You keep looking at those dancers like that, Danno, and you’re sleeping on the couch. For the rest of your life.”
“You are the one who insisted we come to this luau, Steven.”
“To investigate the owner of the resort. Not to eye-hump the dancers.”
Island Time: “You’ve come a long way, Danno. Wasn’t so long ago you hated the idea of Island Time.”
“Well. The longer it takes them to show up, the longer we have to ourselves. Now put that mouth of yours to good use.”
Jealousy: “Honest to God, Steve. Those women are only interested in you.”
“That’s so not true. They want you. In every way possible.”
“Doesn’t matter. I’m already taken.”
“They keep it up and I’m arresting them.”
“I don’t think ‘eye humping my partner’ will stand up in court.”
“You sure?”
Kono, Chin Ho Kelly, Kamekona: “You are my ohana. And nothing will ever change that.”
“We feel the same way, brah.”
Luau: “No, Steven, I don’t care how many times Grace asks you, you are not teaching her the ‘real’ way to hula.”
“She can wear a regular bathing suit under her grass skirt.”
“No. Just no. I’ll never be able to go to another luau again.”
“All the more reason for me to teach her.”
“Smug is not a good look on you, babe.”
Monkey: “Why do you call her that, Danno?”
“I hate you so much right now.”
“No you don’t.”
Navy: “You didn’t have to come with me to the Pearl Harbor Ceremony, Danny.”
“You did so I did too.”
“My dress blues wouldn’t have anything to do with that decision, would it?”
“I plead the 5th.”
Ohana: “Of course we had to come over, Danny. You can’t be expected to deal with Steve’s deployment by yourself.”
“Thank you, Kono. What would I do without you and Chin?”
“You’ll never have to find out. That’s a promise.”
Pineapple: “Okay, I don’t mind it in a salad.”
“Or when I make an upside down cake.”
“Or when I play ‘ring toss’.”
“You promised never to mention that in public, Danno.”
“My bad.”
Quilt: “I guess we don’t need to put it on our bed.”
“Of course we do, Danno. Your mom made it for us. That’s reason enough.”
“She always makes a wedding ring quilt when one of her kids gets married.”
“Then it has to be on our bed every night.”
Rambo: “I was in the NAVY, Danny. The Navy!”
“Point still stands. You take on three hostiles by yourself, Rambo is the least of the things I can think to call you.”
Steve: “You were in love with Rachel.”
“But never like this.”
Tsunamis: “You are supposed to be worried by the idea of a tsunami, Danno.”
“I’ve lived through blizzards and hurricanes. The way I see it if we have to seek shelter, we’ll be together with nothing to do but, you know, be together.”
“I’m not sure I follow your logic.”
“Don’t even try.”
Umbrellas: “No. You and Grace frolic in the ocean. I’m perfectly happy sitting here in the shade.”
“Oh right - Danno don’t swim.”
“Super SEAL don’t get any if he keeps it up.”
“Any what, Daddy?”
Vacations: “I told you I don’t mind going to New Jersey, Danny.”
“I know. But it’s snowing. And really cold, especially with the wind-chill. And…oh God. I’ve gone native, haven’t I?”
“I’m afraid so.”
“You can get that smirk off your face right now, Babe.”
Water: “You know, there was a time you couldn’t sleep because of the sound of waves.”
“I think we’ve already established that I’ve gone native. You don’t need to keep reminding me.”
“I like to remind you that I won.”
“Didn’t know it was a contest.”
“Yep. Me versus New Jersey.”
“And you thought there was any chance you’d lose?”
Xanax: “Why is it in your suitcase, Danno?”
“I used to need it. To deal with…everything.”
“This bottle expired 6 years ago.”
“What else happened 6 years ago, Steven?”
“We got married.”
Yes: “I have to marry you, Danno. I’ll never love anyone like I love you.”
“Except Grace.”
“That goes without saying.”
Zero: “I told you I’m in Hawaii forever. Or longer.”
“I know. But sometimes I worry you’ll decide to return to New Jersey.”
“You know what the chances of that are, Babe.”

The Huntress: DannoLovesStevehuntress69 on February 12th, 2012 02:24 am (UTC)
I loved all 26 of these, I can't pick a favorite. Nice job.
Are 6 dogs too many?: danny npdtkeylasunset on February 12th, 2012 02:35 am (UTC)
Thank you!!!
Nervous, Messed-Up Marionette: stevedannysuperbadgirl on February 12th, 2012 02:26 am (UTC)
I do believe Island Time is my favorite. :)

These made me smile.
Are 6 dogs too many?: triple banana bitchtkeylasunset on February 12th, 2012 02:36 am (UTC)
Island time is the best time!!! I bet Francois and P.I.H.H. know that too!
d_odyssey: Steve Danny Wolwiegirl13d_odyssey on February 12th, 2012 02:33 am (UTC)
Love it. Clever, funny and very entertaining.
Are 6 dogs too many?: mcdannotkeylasunset on February 12th, 2012 02:36 am (UTC)
Thank you so much!!
Lizet Elaine: Hawaii Five 0::Danny & Steve::hugsimplyn2deep on February 12th, 2012 02:48 am (UTC)
love all of these, but the last 3 made me warm and squishy inside
Are 6 dogs too many?: why are you smiling?tkeylasunset on February 12th, 2012 03:12 am (UTC)
I LOVE warm and squishy!!!! Thank you so much!!!!!

Hugs to you!
australian_mumaustralian_mum on February 12th, 2012 02:57 am (UTC)

"Or when I play 'ring toss'."

How do I explain giggling to myself whilst standing in front of the tinned pineapple shelf in the supermarket???
Are 6 dogs too many?: pineapple ringstkeylasunset on February 12th, 2012 03:11 am (UTC)
I was a little afraid I was too "subtle" with that one. I'm so glad you got it!!!

Thank you!! (Sorry about the laughing at the grocery store, though.)
australian_mumaustralian_mum on February 12th, 2012 05:26 am (UTC)
Re: Bwhahahahaaa

How to identify fellow Steve!Danno shippers: pay attention to those around you who also start to giggle when they approach the tinned pineapple shelf in your local supermarket.

It's sort of like a secret handshake. The unifying tinned-pineapple-giggle.
Are 6 dogs too many?: pineapple ringstkeylasunset on February 12th, 2012 05:30 am (UTC)
Re: Bwhahahahaaa
I've always wanted to be part of a secret handshake! Cans of pineapple rings are even better!!!
a geek in such the wrong way: h50-steve&dannyhaldoor on February 12th, 2012 03:00 am (UTC)
Excellent! These are so good, my friend! ;-)
Are 6 dogs too many?: happy stevetkeylasunset on February 12th, 2012 03:11 am (UTC)
Thank you!!!! :-)
bandbfan on February 12th, 2012 03:47 am (UTC)
Giggled myself silly with this, and then I got to the ring toss, BWHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
Thank you I needed this!

Edited at 2012-02-12 03:49 am (UTC)
Are 6 dogs too many?: pineapple ringstkeylasunset on February 12th, 2012 04:07 am (UTC)
Ring toss for the win!!!!

(I seriously was afraid no one would get it. I'm so happy I was wrong. I know I can find myself way too funny sometimes!!)
winky3018winky3018 on February 12th, 2012 06:46 am (UTC)
Oh this was so fun! *giggles* loved pineapple - for obvious reasons ;) - and xanax made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :)
Are 6 dogs too many?: pineapple ringstkeylasunset on February 12th, 2012 03:17 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much!!! I'm glad you enjoyed them all - especially the ring toss. I hope you saw that australian_mum has declared giggling in the pineapple aisle the new secret handshake!!!

winky3018winky3018 on February 12th, 2012 08:48 pm (UTC)
Oh I am so in! :)
siluria: H50_Steve_b&wx2siluria on February 18th, 2012 08:58 pm (UTC)
You really do work wonders with these alphabet fics :) Wonderful!!!
Are 6 dogs too many?: mcdannotkeylasunset on February 18th, 2012 09:17 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much!! What a lovely thing to say about this story!
cherish4: Happily Ever After!cherish4 on February 20th, 2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
I absolutely love this! Every single one made me smile. :-)
Are 6 dogs too many?: pineapple ringstkeylasunset on February 20th, 2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much!! Glad you enjoyed them!